July 2012
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You can’t will yourself to feel a certain way about someone. The worst trap is not when the relationship is volatile, but when it’s great nine hours out of 10. Then it’s easy to deceive yourself about the missing scrap. Relationships are like the employment level: They’re healthiest somewhere between 95 to 98 percent functionality.
Man, wouldn’t it be great if you could just ride onto the sunset, bleeding out, like the end of Shane? But the best you can hope for is a clean, honest, friendly break where both parties admit it’s not working and part ways. You know — like the Winchester brothers 15 minutes into every episode of Supernatural. Unfortunately, you’ll just end up getting back together, like the Winchester brothers 20 minutes into every episode of Supernatural.
” —“The 6 Types Of people Everyone Dates”, Cracked.com
(via neraiutsuze)
When The Avengers comes out
Can you just imagine how tumblr is going to be when Iron Man 3, Thor 2, and Captain America 2 come out? Let’s not forget The Avengers 2. We might actually break tumblr.
Not even the films. Just the trailers. We’ll crash it from the trailers alone.
We’ll crash on the rumours of the trailers…
my Black list
June 2012
a moment of silence for everyone’s weeaboo years
I like how fandoms are becoming their characters.
- Sherlock fandom: As crazy as they are intelligent, they have to face a lot of prejudice against them, but usually don't care. The fans suffer from extreme boredom (due to the ridiculously long hiatuses) and do anything to cure it. Observant (and dedicated) as they are, there is barely a detail in the show that hasn't been found, pointed out and analysed to hell and back yet. Most of the fandom is made up of intellectual elitists who think they are better than anyone else (the Sherlocks) and more easy-going people who know how to turn everything into a witty joke and are a bit pervy, like John "Three Continents" Watson.
- Doctor Who fandom: Goes from loving everything and everyone to pure spite and aggression so fast it will make your head spin. But overall, it's a fandom with a big, big heart that shares a lot of dramatic emotions from happiness to grief, always watches out for the little things, embraces what it is taught, is full of curiosity and has a weird sense humour.
- Supernatural fandom: Basically one big, dysfunctional family, like the Winchesters. Deeply emotional, similar to the DW fandom, but this one focusses more on grief, disappointment, despair, anger, hatred and fear, often resulting in painful fights when emotion and personal attachment cloud the fans' sense of rational judgement and even their dark humour doesn't help any longer. Still a surprisingly educated, creative and dedicated fandom, with people that will spill out their heart for what they love, and a family that sticks together throughout all the pain.
- Avengers Fandom: butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts butts
this is a game where you see what it's like to be kanye west on twitter. play it. →
galactic-cafe.com
This is pretty amazing.
i just wore my damn keyboard out
The best game ever.
It’s just perfect.
it is the year 2050. gender in terms of male/female has been replaced with human/dancer. a woman in the delivery room has just given birth and as the doctor pulls the child from her womb she gasps “is it human… or is it dancer?” the doctor cuts the cord and announces, “it’s human.” nobody notices the father’s face darken. he wanted a dancer
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
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Cold Blood (Theme of Josh) - Silent Hill Homecoming
