May 2013
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So apparently, Metal Gear Rising-
spoileralart:
SO apparently a lot of people dislike Metal Gear Rising because its more actiony and apparently sillier than the earlier metal gear games.
Keep in mind this is a series that has had:
*Poison Hampsters.
*Tricking a guard into falling asleep by having an Owl Hoot from an egg that you hatched in your backpack despite the fact he could just look outside.
*Trying to use the...
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
shinebrightlikedavesprite:
people recognizing you in cosplay more like
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horribleawfulcunt:
niamliveslarryloves:
basedgosh:
i hate one direction fans so much i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
I literally had to read that 5 times…
oh my god
youvegottthelove:
ohshiitakemushrooms:
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
my organs have stopped functioning please let this happen
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alrights:
alrights:
alrights:
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
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rneerkat:
rneerkat:
how do u address the meme king
u madjesty
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shadsy:
gurren lasagna
pyrilia:
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
wheelcher:
yes i do graffiti
kauvera:
supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:
wiener-cest:
demeaniac:
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
supremesaltine:
live footage from ouran academy
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teenagedaddy:
its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
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A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
satan-doge:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
THIS IS A CROP
IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN
THIS IS A WHIP
IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN
NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.
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becominginspired:
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m...
berepah:
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
somepretty-things:
sevenplusfour:
time to start following owl city
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novice-city:
ezioauditoress:
im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this
justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino
#nomakeup #hot #sexy #beautiful #yolo
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That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
beelzebub-36:
arthur-christmas-claus:
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And...
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hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn